• By the end of the 80s I was getting annoyed, trying to find an arcade that still had Asteroids. #readyplayeronegame #
• Her lips were like cherries, her hair was so flaxen, I should've let her beat me at least once on Zaxxon. #readyplayeronegame #
• I guess you can call me an old party pooper, but I knew Mario before he was Super. #readyplayeronegame #
• @automeme IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ABE VIGODA DEFENESTRATES YOU! #
• @automeme THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON ASTEROIDS #

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• @qwantz What is one supposed to say to T-Rex… besides 'PLEASE DON'T STOMP ME!" #

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• @theonetruebix The show notes are not the problem. It's the network ninnies who write the show notes that are. #imaginesmartnotes #
• @theonetruebix There's a future in show biz: writing intelligent notes for independent productions #
• @KenPlume Tired of Hornsby's Mandolin Rain? Switch to Mandolin Wind by Rod Stewart (when he was good) #mandolinweather #
• sez @miralsattar "Travel advisory – Beware, America. Muslims are fasting." And America is definitely slowing. #
• @malki Ramekins (NOT to be confused with Ramadan… or maybe so) #
• @wigu It just HAD to have tentacles, didn't it? #
• @malki when somebody says 'give me one word', most people (like me) give nouns – should have asked for verbs & adjectives too #
• @hijinksensue @dcorsetto @choochoobear Have you heard about the new social service for furries: Google Plush ? #
• @malki defenestrate (everybody's favorite verb) #
• @malki tumescent #
• @malki thrice #
• @malki (this is why nobody challenges me to a competitive game of Mad Libs) #
• @GRohac I do care, but I don't think you want me drooling all over Twitter. #

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• @KenPlume I would advise against any song William Shatner has already laid waste to… so maybe "Space Oddity" instead? #
• @mindykaling Or go all the way to Meta Puns! Because I never meta pun I didn't like. #

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• @dabitch I have a high Grout score myself. #

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