• @rstevens There! Are! Four! Lite! Beers! #CaptainPicardInADiveBar #
• @rstevens There! Are! Four! Bites! #CaptainPicardOnTheSizeOfHisFavoriteCookie #
• @rstevens There! Are! Four! Fights! #CaptainPicardOnTheLengthOfTheNextMMAEvent #

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• Ad for Next Iron Chef makes @altonbrown look kinda like #Dexter http://t.co/c9ds3Rh (hmmm, 'The Dexter of Food' sounds like a show pitch) #
• @theharryshearer Isn't "the best political team on television" kind of a low standard to shoot for? #
• @dresdencodak Disasters like #karatekidcartoon are needed to help us appreciate "Jackie Chan Adventures" (which wasn't THAT good, but…) #
• Told you Obamacare would result in Death Panels. One just formed in the audience of the Tea Party Debate. #
• Many people who pay 100% of their family's Health Insurance might secretly wish the uninsured would just die, but only a creep would say it. #
• "Why You Want to Be a VC is Beyond Me" http://t.co/TuY3EFh Because it beats WORKING for a living? #
• #ClumsyPolice Message in a bottle… got both a glass cut and a paper cut… #
• #ClumsyPolice It's my destiny to be the King of Self-Inflicted Injury… #
• #ClumsyPolice (no wonder after Sting left the group he built a Fortress Round Your Heart) #
• #ClumsyPolice Don't stand so close to me, I'll just fall down on you… #
• @badbanana but first was the novely record by C.W. McCall… WE MUST FIND C.W. McCALL. #
• @dresdencodak When Scatman Crothers did the voice of "Hong Kong Phooey", it set a standard for cartoons to this day… #
• @apelad yes, @alyankovic does deliver! Saw him the last time he returned to his alma mater (Cal Poly U) and plan to see him do it again. #

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• #hateku Hate-infused haiku. Haiku-ers gotta haiku. Stupidest EVAH. #
• The sun shines above. A breeze blows in from the west. You totallysuck. #hateku #

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• An extra-excellent illustration of the term "Grammar Nazi" (complete with swastika-like symbol) http://t.co/rdfWwsZ #

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• #typofilms The Dogfather #
• #typofilms Beauty and the Least #
• #typofilms Funding Elmo #
• #typofilms Coldfinger, Dr. Bo, From Russ With Love… #
• #typofilms Ding Dong #
• #typofilms The Kids Are All Tight #
• #typofilms Pump Fiction #
• #typofilms Don't Tell Mom the Baby Sitter's Dad #
• #typofilms The Princess Broad #
• #typofilms F*ck With Dick and Jane #
• #typofilms Play Toon #
• #typofilms M*A*S*S #
• #typofilms Raging Bulk #
• #typofilms Fight Flub #
• #typofilms High Noun #
• #typofilms Dora, Dora, Dora #
• #typofilms Haws #
• #typofilms Revenge of the Shit #
• that should be #typofilms Revenge of the Shit #
• #typofilms Forrest Gum #
• #typofilms One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #
• #typofilms Raiders of the Lost Nark #
• #typofilms Apocalypse Won #
• #typofilms Dad's Boot #
• #typofilms Full Metal Racket #
• #typofilms Blame runner #
• #typofilms The Inedibles #
• #typofilms Main Ran (or Ran Main, or whatever) #
• #typofilms Back to the Suture #

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