“LET ME SAVE YOUR MOVIE.” sez @howardtayler It’s NOT idle bragging, he can. But I’d much rather just see “Schlock Mercenary: The Movie”

@joeljohnson http://bit.ly/a8KZsQ Only surprising if you actually BELIEVE in the Advertising/Editorial “firewall”…

sez @steverubel “Media Strikes Back” at New Media seminar http://j.mp/bHYI5s So who ended up frozen in carbonite?

heard at @steverubel “Media Strikes Back” seminar http://j.mp/bHYI5s “Blogging, I am your father.”

After all the other Twitterdays, why NOT #fuckaduckthursday I had a boss years ago who used that expression ALL the time.

All of us working under the #fuckaduckboss were known around the rest of the office as The Ducks. His sub-department was called The Duck Pond, and as his second-in-command, I was known as the Wing Man. That is, until I openly disagreed with his ‘to-the-right-of-Attila-the-Hun’ politics, at which point he renamed me The Pinko Flamingo.

quoting @JohnFugelsang “Hey homophobe – 2 guys holding hands means there’s 2 more chicks for you to strike out with.”

@CouchMaster: one of FoxNews/GlennBeck’s little secrets is how much of his audience watches him BECAUSE they know he’s nuts or just for LOLs

“Polling Analysis?” All you need is ‘How to Lie with Statistics’ http://amzn.to/cZkC91

Sorry, @tobyrobotsatan, the Minions have all gone to work for Gru in “Despicable Me” (surprisingly enjoyable movie, even for robots!)

Nothing Wrong With Being a Supervillain, Right? http://www.today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38040341/ns/today-entertainment/ (I wrote this)

This iAd demo leaves me cold. http://adland.tv/node/150507 Bringing the 30 minute infomercial to your phone? Do not want.

thanx to @ misscellania: I will never think of pole dancers-or Yogi Bear-the same way again http://bit.ly/9YQgnp

quote of the day: “Enjoy your lemonade. You can’t make it back into the lemons life gave ya” – Christopher Baldwin http://spacetrawler.com/

Anti-Sequitur: Something Phoney Going On Here http://antisequitur.com/116/something-phoney-going-on-here/