• The cynic in me wants to call the Penn State protests #occupyfootballplayersasses #
• is this the best thing being sold by the WootOff or what? http://t.co/ofdb7wJS (correct answer: WHAT?!?) #
• currently digging Bachman-Turner Overdrive oldie on @GreatBigRadio … that's Bachman with ONE n #
• Glad to see @aplusk correct and apologize for his dumb comment. For a minute he sounded like he was back on That 70s Show. #

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• New (to me) Word: Gary Tyrrell at http://t.co/TpAakFtr refers to iPads and other Tablet Devices as "fondleslabs" … I LIKE that #
• If Life begins at conception, we're all gonna have to re-calculate our birthdays. #
• @agoodcuppa sez "Suck it fetuses, y'all have to be born to have rights" You even have to be born to suck it! #

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• Has anyone on Sesame Street ever counted past 12? They don't care about the other 88%!!! #OccupySesameStreet #
• BREAK UP BIG BIRD #OccupySesameStreet #
• #26thCenturySitcoms How I Met Your Cloner #
• #26thCenturySitcoms The Fresh Prince of Rigel 7 #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Green Asteroids #
• #26thCenturySitcoms $#@! My Starship Captain Said (so obvious) #
• #26thCenturySitcoms 12th Rock From The Sun #
• #26thCenturySitcoms My Favorite Earthling #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Get A.I. #
• #26thCenturySitcoms The Plutonium Girls #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Shuttlecraft 54, Where Are You? #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Presentarama #
• #26thCenturySitcoms The Betelgeuse Hillbillies #
• #26thCenturySitcoms That 2700's Show #
• #26thCenturySitcoms The King of Quasars #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Firefly (seriously) #
• #26thCenturySitcoms The Higgs Boson Theory #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Pi Men #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Arrested Terraforming #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Parks and Holodecks #
• #26thCenturySitcoms Curb Your Teleportation #

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• #DisappointingActionMovies Colorformers (joke only applies to anyone old enough to remember Colorforms) #
• #DisappointingActionMovies The Walking Wounded #
• #DisappointingActionMovies Captain Texas: The First Asshole (let's see how many followers I lose – yes, I mess with Texas) #
• #DisappointingActionMovies Lord of the Earrings: Fellowship of the Piercings #
• #DisappointingActionMovies Saving Private Health Insurance (or is it #DepressingHorrorMovies ?) #

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• @jonrosenberg I think the reason the current comic http://t.co/FKHrCKZa is winning in the poll is how it sets up more 'Centaurs Do It' gags. #
• @jonrosenberg Centaurs Do It Legendarily! Centaurs Do It Standing Up! Centaurs Do It Hands-Free! Centaurs Do It In My Little Pony Outtakes! #
• @jonrosenberg Centaurs Do It Cent-imentally! Centaurs Do It More Often Than Minotaurs! Centaurs Do It When They're Just Horsing Around! #
• @kcgeep and they say it's not easy being K C Green… #
• @tvpicks You're stronger than I am. I wrote about TV part-time for 6 years and now watch almost zero on the tube. #

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