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Daily Twittage for 2012-01-21

the foop — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 07:55:00 +0000

@Iron_Spike Signing a deal with a major 'content provider' in which you give them control and 'rights' over your creations. #
@Iron_Spike I sadly came to the conclusion that 'Good Eats' was a series of auditions for product spokesman jobs… with some useful info. #
@feliciaday yeah, like 'the inter nets' isn't where @billprady steals his best jokes@from… #

Daily Twittage for 2012-01-08

the foop — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:55:00 +0000

@GriffinClubMerv also "On the Border" – seriously underrated song – DJ me snuck it onto playlist a lot #

Daily Twittage for 2012-01-08

the foop — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 07:55:00 +0000

@ConanOBrien challenge accepted http://t.co/S2ehYNTd now book these people on your show #

Daily Twittage for 2012-01-01

the foop — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 07:55:00 +0000

@LeavittAlone Linkletter, Garfunkel, Buchwald or Carney? (Arts) #
@LeavittAlone I don't know Art Garfunkel but I know what I like. #
Suggested next NYE flashmob for NYC: gather in Times Square at NOON and scream real loud. #OccupySomeplaceOrOther #
@LeavittAlone Certainly superior to Ramjob Blowpage… #

Daily Twittage for 2011-11-11

the foop — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:55:00 +0000

The cynic in me wants to call the Penn State protests #occupyfootballplayersasses #
is this the best thing being sold by the WootOff or what? http://t.co/ofdb7wJS (correct answer: WHAT?!?) #
Double Standard: Joe Paterno loses his job for life while Pope Benedict keeps his. #yesiwentthere #
currently digging Bachman-Turner Overdrive oldie on @GreatBigRadio … that's Bachman with ONE n #
Glad to see @aplusk correct and apologize for his dumb comment. For a minute he sounded like he was back on That 70s Show. #
@Kouban Surprisingly, it was "Hey You", one of their least memorable songs #
The Tet Offensive #ThingsAshtonThoughtWasAFootballThing (hashtag of the day!) #
@mollydotcom I showed my appreciation for his owning up. But #ThingsAshtonThoughtWasAFootballThing is still funnier than 2&aHalf Men. #
@mollydotcom so unfollow @oneswellfoop and follow @othercraig for gif-less me #

Daily Twittage for 2011-11-11

the foop — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:55:00 +0000

The cynic in me wants to call the Penn State protests #occupyfootballplayersasses #
is this the best thing being sold by the WootOff or what? http://t.co/ofdb7wJS (correct answer: WHAT?!?) #
currently digging Bachman-Turner Overdrive oldie on @GreatBigRadio … that's Bachman with ONE n #
Glad to see @aplusk correct and apologize for his dumb comment. For a minute he sounded like he was back on That 70s Show. #

Daily Twittage for 2011-11-09

the foop — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 07:55:00 +0000

New (to me) Word: Gary Tyrrell at http://t.co/TpAakFtr refers to iPads and other Tablet Devices as "fondleslabs" … I LIKE that #
If Life begins at conception, we're all gonna have to re-calculate our birthdays. #
@agoodcuppa sez "Suck it fetuses, y'all have to be born to have rights" You even have to be born to suck it! #

Daily Twittage for 2011-10-05

the foop — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 06:55:00 +0000

Has anyone on Sesame Street ever counted past 12? They don't care about the other 88%!!! #OccupySesameStreet #
BREAK UP BIG BIRD #OccupySesameStreet #
#26thCenturySitcoms How I Met Your Cloner #
#26thCenturySitcoms The Fresh Prince of Rigel 7 #
#26thCenturySitcoms Green Asteroids #
#26thCenturySitcoms $#@! My Starship Captain Said (so obvious) #
#26thCenturySitcoms 12th Rock From The Sun #
#26thCenturySitcoms My Favorite Earthling #
#26thCenturySitcoms Get A.I. #
#26thCenturySitcoms The Plutonium Girls #
#26thCenturySitcoms Shuttlecraft 54, Where Are You? #
#26thCenturySitcoms Presentarama #
#26thCenturySitcoms The Betelgeuse Hillbillies #
#26thCenturySitcoms That 2700's Show #
#26thCenturySitcoms The King of Quasars #
#26thCenturySitcoms Firefly (seriously) #
#26thCenturySitcoms The Higgs Boson Theory #
#26thCenturySitcoms Pi Men #
#26thCenturySitcoms Arrested Terraforming #
#26thCenturySitcoms Parks and Holodecks #
#26thCenturySitcoms Curb Your Teleportation #

Daily Twittage for 2011-10-04

the foop — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 06:55:00 +0000

#DisappointingActionMovies Colorformers (joke only applies to anyone old enough to remember Colorforms) #
#DisappointingActionMovies The Walking Wounded #
#DisappointingActionMovies Captain Texas: The First Asshole (let's see how many followers I lose – yes, I mess with Texas) #
#DisappointingActionMovies Lord of the Earrings: Fellowship of the Piercings #
#DisappointingActionMovies Saving Private Health Insurance (or is it #DepressingHorrorMovies ?) #

Daily Twittage for 2011-09-21

the foop — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 06:55:00 +0000

@jonrosenberg I think the reason the current comic http://t.co/FKHrCKZa is winning in the poll is how it sets up more 'Centaurs Do It' gags. #
@jonrosenberg Centaurs Do It Legendarily! Centaurs Do It Standing Up! Centaurs Do It Hands-Free! Centaurs Do It In My Little Pony Outtakes! #
@jonrosenberg Centaurs Do It Cent-imentally! Centaurs Do It More Often Than Minotaurs! Centaurs Do It When They're Just Horsing Around! #
@kcgeep and they say it's not easy being K C Green… #
@tvpicks You're stronger than I am. I wrote about TV part-time for 6 years and now watch almost zero on the tube. #

Daily Twittage for 2011-09-18

the foop — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:55:00 +0000

@rstevens There! Are! Four! Lite! Beers! #CaptainPicardInADiveBar #
@rstevens There! Are! Four! Bites! #CaptainPicardOnTheSizeOfHisFavoriteCookie #
@rstevens There! Are! Four! Fights! #CaptainPicardOnTheLengthOfTheNextMMAEvent #

Daily Twittage for 2011-09-14

the foop — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 06:55:00 +0000

Ad for Next Iron Chef makes @altonbrown look kinda like #Dexter http://t.co/c9ds3Rh (hmmm, 'The Dexter of Food' sounds like a show pitch) #
@theharryshearer Isn't "the best political team on television" kind of a low standard to shoot for? #
@dresdencodak Disasters like #karatekidcartoon are needed to help us appreciate "Jackie Chan Adventures" (which wasn't THAT good, but…) #
Told you Obamacare would result in Death Panels. One just formed in the audience of the Tea Party Debate. #
Many people who pay 100% of their family's Health Insurance might secretly wish the uninsured would just die, but only a creep would say it. #
"Why You Want to Be a VC is Beyond Me" http://t.co/TuY3EFh Because it beats WORKING for a living? #
#ClumsyPolice Message in a bottle… got both a glass cut and a paper cut… #
#ClumsyPolice It's my destiny to be the King of Self-Inflicted Injury… #
#ClumsyPolice (no wonder after Sting left the group he built a Fortress Round Your Heart) #
#ClumsyPolice Don't stand so close to me, I'll just fall down on you… #
@badbanana but first was the novely record by C.W. McCall… WE MUST FIND C.W. McCALL. #
@dresdencodak When Scatman Crothers did the voice of "Hong Kong Phooey", it set a standard for cartoons to this day… #
@apelad yes, @alyankovic does deliver! Saw him the last time he returned to his alma mater (Cal Poly U) and plan to see him do it again. #

Daily Twittage for 2011-09-09

the foop — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 06:55:00 +0000

#hateku Hate-infused haiku. Haiku-ers gotta haiku. Stupidest EVAH. #
The sun shines above. A breeze blows in from the west. You totallysuck. #hateku #

Daily Twittage for 2011-08-31

the foop — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 06:55:00 +0000

An extra-excellent illustration of the term "Grammar Nazi" (complete with swastika-like symbol) http://t.co/rdfWwsZ #

Daily Twittage for 2011-08-21

the foop — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 06:55:00 +0000

#typofilms The Dogfather #
#typofilms Beauty and the Least #
#typofilms Funding Elmo #
#typofilms Coldfinger, Dr. Bo, From Russ With Love… #
#typofilms Ding Dong #
#typofilms The Kids Are All Tight #
#typofilms Pump Fiction #
#typofilms Don't Tell Mom the Baby Sitter's Dad #
#typofilms The Princess Broad #
#typofilms F*ck With Dick and Jane #
#typofilms Play Toon #
#typofilms M*A*S*S #
#typofilms Raging Bulk #
#typofilms Fight Flub #
#typofilms High Noun #
#typofilms Dora, Dora, Dora #
#typofilms Haws #
#typofilms Revenge of the Shit #
that should be #typofilms Revenge of the Shit #
#typofilms Forrest Gum #
#typofilms One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #
#typofilms Raiders of the Lost Nark #
#typofilms Apocalypse Won #
#typofilms Dad's Boot #
#typofilms Full Metal Racket #
#typofilms Blame runner #
#typofilms The Inedibles #
#typofilms Main Ran (or Ran Main, or whatever) #
#typofilms Back to the Suture #