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Daily Twittage for 2012-05-17

the foop — Fri, 18 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

@BenPaddon Remembering when i lived out there and how much I cut down going to @JackBox when PupNTaco across the street changed to DelTaco in reply to BenPaddon #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-17

the foop — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

@rstevens Which are the ones with the square tips you use to make your pixels? in reply to rstevens #
@meyerweb if I recall correctly, @scalzi moderates his comments with "The Mallet of Loving Correction"… it may predate Captain Hammer. in reply to meyerweb #
@meyerweb I'll be in the trunk. in reply to meyerweb #
@bugcomic if you're looking for wider acceptance, I'd suggest you not do anything to make your Bug "pop out" in reply to bugcomic #
@altonbrown @jamieoliver FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FOOD FIGHT! in reply to altonbrown #
@jephjacques in the words of the immortal Richard Nelson, "you can't please everyone so you got to please yourself" in reply to jephjacques #
@jephjacques …which is a quote that could totally be taken another way in reply to jephjacques #
The Magnificent #removeonenumberfilms #
2 Angry Men #removeonenumberfilms #
if you swap letter O for Zero, you could have Psych, Mement, Vertig… #removeonenumberfilms #
Let The Right In #removeonenumberfilms #
District #removeonenumberfilms #
2 Monkeys #removeonenumberfilms #
also substituting letter O for Zero… Farg, Casin and Donnie Dark #removeonenumberfilms #notreallysoiwillstopnow #
Easy Pieces #removeonenumberfilms #
(also kinda cheating but) Rataille #removeonenumberfilms #
Apollo 3 #removeonenumberfilms #
The 3 Steps #removeonenumberfilms #
Up (and its sequels, 4 Up, 1 Up, 8 Up, 5 Up, 2 Up, 9 Up and the soon-to-be-released 6 Up) #removeonenumberfilms #
@Kouban yes, but I'm reaching Up! in reply to Kouban #
via @LaughingSquid: Treadmill Accident by Parry Gripp http://t.co/ekc7SaTQ "Egos were harmed in the making of this video" #
Has anybody yet written a parody titled "Fifty Shades of Gay"? or "Fifty Shades of Goy"? or "Fifty Shades of Michael Bay"? #
12. Link to List of Ways to Be Annoying on Twitter http://t.co/LjaFdCg6 #
@thatdrew so your next campaign will be #blamecheetos ? (DUMB joke) in reply to thatdrew #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-15

the foop — Wed, 16 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

@rstevens waitaminute… I thought the r stood for redundant redundant. in reply to rstevens #
reported by @SLOTribune: Shark attack off Cambria shoreline http://t.co/jk88p9PF Prepare for a Jaws reboot! #
.@tomselleck69 "atheist satanist" is such an oxymoron because nobody believes MORE in Christian God than those who worship his Biblical foe #
@arthurwyatt @bunnyultramod http://t.co/QiDkeNq4 Moore's LawS in reply to arthurwyatt #
.@Widgett "little slices of death"… that would make it bread-like. As in "the greatest thing since sliced bread" but more death-y. #
@bunnyultramod It was more a symbol of general klutziness – even if the nerd bought a new pair of glasses it'd just get broken again. in reply to bunnyultramod #
sez @Werner: Current status – Skrillex & The Doors http://t.co/jstZuXkT (that's not a status, that's a lifestyle) #
@w00bliette And I thought it was supposed to be "We Have Gamera" in response to anyone who claims to have Godzilla on their side… in reply to w00bliette #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-14

the foop — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

@FoodNetwork #Star is a 'Reality Competition Show' @altonbrown, I would expect "more than a little uncomfortable". #
There's more than $1trillion outstanding student loan debt in the US "Everyone should go to college" is the new "everyone should own a home" #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-13

the foop — Mon, 14 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

@Kouban Don't rephrase me, bro! #editorialmemes #memesbasedonmemesfromfiveyearsago in reply to Kouban #
@Kouban Don't Isaac Hayes me, bro! #canyoudigit in reply to Kouban #
@Kouban I'm talkin' 'bout Chef. in reply to Kouban #
@Kouban Don't SimonSays me, bro! #canIputmyhandsdownnow in reply to Kouban #
@Kouban Don't graze me, bro! #saidthepasturetothecattle #
@Kouban Don't Billy Mays me, bro!!!!! #fiveexclamationpointsminimum #feelingoxyunclean in reply to Kouban #
@Kouban @zombiecharmer Don't 50 Shades of Grays me, bro! #nowivegonetoofar in reply to Kouban #
Waitaminute… you mean this ISN'T the day we celebrate Tom & Dick Smothers??? #
I'm with @KenJennings: "thinking of calling crepes "frenchiladas" from now on who's with me" #
@KenJennings Ever try "Aztec Casserole" with layers of tortillas? I just call it "Enchilasagna" in reply to KenJennings #
unrelated to anything: did anyone ever try a big money game show in Rio de Janiero called "Who Wants To Be A Brazillianaire?" #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-12

the foop — Sun, 13 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

http://t.co/8OOjEJMR "if there's one thing rich people hate more than having movie magic made in their backyard, it's poor people moving in" #
Call it George Lucas' "Revenge of the Pissed" #
Am I the only person who thinks that you look LESS threatening and MORE dweeb-ish when you wear a hoodie? #
And now, your moment of Bo Diddley-iciousness: http://t.co/9ODtrNL1 #
An audience with the Porp (not a typo) http://t.co/EY1uFrYp #
The Chork? http://t.co/KkRmukXj Reminds me, my "Mr. Spork" t-shirt should be arriving any day now http://t.co/fQYTBqVW #
@mollydotcom on the "Lost Alumni" front, Ben Linus gets a 2nd season, Hurley Reyes doesn't (but his IS the better show) in reply to mollydotcom #
"The Next Shawarma!" #badtaglines #
"Submitted for 17 Oscars!" #badtaglines #
"The Feel-Queasy Film of the Year!" #badtaglines #
"In A World Bearing Very Little Resemblance to the One You Live In…" #badtaglines #
"Two Middle Fingers Up!" #badtaglines #
"This Time, It's 3D!" #badtaglines #
"Based on an Allegedly True Story!" #badtaglines #
"From the Same Parent Company That Brings You Bush's Baked Beans!" #badtaglines #
"They Said It Could Never Be Filmed, So We Used Digital Video!" #badtaglines #
"The Critics Agree… It's A Movie!!!" #badtaglines #
"You Will Never Look at These Product Placements the Same Way Again!" #badtaglines #
"You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Eat the Big Bucket of Popcorn!" #badtaglines #
"This Changes Everything Except the Hero's Shirt!" #badtaglines #
"You Will Believe a Fly Can Man Up!!" #badtaglines #
"If You See Only One Movie This Year, You're Not Really In Our Target Audience!" #badtaglines #
@Crobama instead of "Mitt Romney. He's rich." how about "Romney. The Richest Guy Willing to Take the Pay Cut" #
@Crobama No, Rich was Little and a mediocre impressionist. in reply to Crobama #
@gomichild I'm drooling here… #
"From the Studio that Did the Same Thing in the 1980s!" #badtaglines #
"You Won't Believe Your Eyes, Your Ears, Sometimes Your Nose and Your Own Better Judgment!" #badtaglines #
"From the Same Shawarma Restaurant as The Avengers!" #badtaglines #
"See It in 3-D and Learn What It Was Like to Be in Close Proximity to These Asshole Actors!" #badtaglines #
Here's Richard Karn for the iDontThinkSoTim (only funny if you know who Richard Karn is, and even then, maybe not) #
Roger Daltrey for the iCanSeeForMiles (that you may be more likely to get, if you're old enough) #
@KenPlume I know you just dropped those names so you could substitute Princess Ozma of Oz in reply to KenPlume #
@KenPlume or Oswald the Lucky Rabbit or Ozzie Osbourne in reply to KenPlume #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-11

the foop — Sat, 12 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

Whoopity Scoot!!! http://t.co/7jZRXxxC #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-10

the foop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

yes, @neilhimself @amandapalmer Fuctkton is a town in Central California between Fresno and Stockton. Oddly, with no Chamber of Commerce. #
more correctly, @jephjacques , people who do not accept evolution are providing evidence for Mothersbaugh's Grand Theory of Devolution. #
OMWTFGandothercaptalletters, @lartist "Betty White Pole Dancing" is your masterbate,uh,piece (warning: doeswhatitsays) http://t.co/vDAqZKXl #
As I said before, if you want a partnership that'll give you Rights & Freedoms, don't marry…incorporate ("Gay Or Straight, Incorporate!") #
my last word: the saddest thing about the analysis of the voting in North Carolina is that Mayberry would've gone for Prop 1 by a landslide #
@apelad Hulk does not tweet. HULK SQUAWK!!! in reply to apelad #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-09

the foop — Thu, 10 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

To put it in perspective, based on ballot results, North Carolina is only 8% more homophobic than California. (remember Prop H8?) #
this cartoon http://t.co/yP8QIiTn is meaningful to me because the cartoonist lives less than 20 miles away and we go to the same Costco. #
O.M.G. @apelad brings Doctor Escher to the daily Woot! shirt http://t.co/8pOTh1NT (I really don't need another shirt, but… but… but…) #
"Stupidity Is Not A Disability" http://t.co/V1Gg7IRO Well, duh, everyone knows it makes you MORE employable. #
Zuckerberg may wear hoodies, but he's smart enough not to go out at night carrying Skittles. (And where's Geraldo on the Skittles issue?) #
Beaton's Strong Female Characters are back http://t.co/twtE1JtN …our strongest weapon against the War on Women… regrettably. #
asks @joshmillard: How much douche would a douchebag bag if a douchebag could bag douche? (depends on if he's using paper or plastic bag) #
Top 5 Awesome First Names For Prince Charming http://t.co/yMnZ7h1P …on second though make that 10. (because open comments, that's why) #
Doug TenNappel is doing another webcomic: "Nnewts" http://t.co/sfFxxrkZ (and I expected him to be more of a Ppaul guy… yeah, I went there) #
If you want a partnership that'll give you Rights & Freedoms, don't marry… incorporate. ("Gay Or Straight, Incorporate!" that's a slogan) #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-08

the foop — Wed, 09 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

"But joy is a fleeting emotion, like a very long sneeze." http://t.co/FqqsLidM #
back-to-back MeFi posts: "Grandpa Was A Baller" and "The Story of My Man Boobs". I officially delare today WEIRD. #
The Comics Crier (pdf) http://t.co/kJbk76S7 http://t.co/8DkiSdOP #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-08

the foop — Tue, 08 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

sez @rachelsklar: "Sacheen Littlefeather joke at the #comedyawards Doubt we'll see that trending." THAT'S A DARE! #SacheenLittlefeather #
also, @dabitch: @adtothebone I recall Kraken was the name of one of the lawyers on the '60s TV show "The Defenders" #
so @dabitch @adtothebone when someone said "Release Kraken" back then, it meant they were hiring another lawyer #
Ruh roh… @DamonLindelof: I am pitching a movie where teenaged superheroes are forced to kill each other… But in a fun way! #AvungerGames #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-06

the foop — Mon, 07 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

#removeoneletterfilm "The Lob" An alien tennis player rains havoc – and tennis ballls – on a small town. #
So many tweets with wordplay for "Game of Thrones" but not the obvious modern warfare version: "Game of Drones" #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-05

the foop — Sun, 06 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

#removeoneletterfilm "Superma" a tribute to one heck of a mother (I'll save you the trouble: "Batma" and "Iron Ma") #
#removeoneletterfilm …and of course the whole series of "Arry On" pirate movies #
Apparently local media passed on a press release about a new hotel before visiting the site http://t.co/V2lpgBHk #
and I just made my chattiest post to MetaChat EVER http://t.co/R6uxvJ9K #
If you're confused, yes, I have two twitter accounts and I'll be separating 'personal' (othercraig) from other (oneswellfoop) ASAP #
Do not be alarmed/surprised/annoyed if I stop following you from ONE of these accounts; I'm still keeping everyone in one or the other #
I disagree, @rickcressen @bmf54123 "A Clockwork Range" is a movie about a very innovative stove from 1900 #removeoneletterfilm #
#removeoneletterfilm "The Wizard of Z" the last student to get his diploma at Hogwarts graduation #
#removeoneletterfilm "Unset Boulevard" disaster ensues when they open a freshly paved highway too soon #
#removeoneletterfilm I'm surprised I haven't seen "PSYCH" #
#removeoneletterfilm and wouldn't "Midnight Owboy" be essentially the same movie? #
#removeoneletterfilm "All Quit on the Western Front" about the largest mass AWOL in military history #
#removeoneletterfilm "Toots-E" sequel to Wall-E? (sorry) #
I loved @pzmyers review: "OK, Avengers wasn't bad. Lots of utterly mindless violations of physics & biology, exactly as expected." #
#removeoneletterfilm "Be-Hur" about an illiterate transsexual? (sorry again, one more like this and I'll quit for the night, honest) #
#removeoneletterfilm "My Far Lady" classic long distance relationship story (what? it's not THAT bad) #
#removeoneletterfilm "Nework" a tribute to a New Jersey city by an illiterate director (okay, that's it, I quit) #
quoth @mat: Magic Johnson is still alive. Maybe you have to be a certain age to appreciate that. But, wow. It still blows my mind sometimes. #
@BentleyOwen "The Passin' of the Christ" could just be about undigestible communion wafers (going to hell for this) #removeoneletterfilm #
Seriously, in 10 years that thing could've grown arms and legs and take hostages. Yeesh. #
It's not easy bein' green… http://t.co/JAHh2dSi #
should've linked to the whole article, WITH CAPTIONS! http://t.co/5G5TrrEg It's not easy bein' green #
@ewagoner I'll see your Plastics and raise you Polysics http://t.co/HHRUBNAd http://t.co/1aWJ8tHp http://t.co/ltcR42vk http://t.co/3h6W9kha in reply to ewagoner #
To everyone trending Hey Arnold : He's not wearing a kilt, his creator says it's a sweater with arms tied around his waist. #
hey, @scalzi , why is @hijinksensue wearing a red shirt? (and no pants?) #
Nuclear disaster prompts Japan to close all nuke plants. Major oil spill in gulf prompts US to DRILL, BABY, DRILL. US IQ keeps dropping #
Romney pledges to cut unemployment rate to 4%… by excluding ANOTHER 10 million people from the count. #
#removeoneletterfilm "Flash Dane" about Victor Borge's secret life… (I can't quit this) #
#removeoneletterfilm "Lady and the Trap" the story of Admiral Akbar's wife #
I just realized "Occupy San Francisco" has the same initials as "One Swell Foop". SFPD should be bashing in my door any minute… #
… or in the 3 hours it takes to drive here. #
Cinco de Mayo, Free Comic Book Day, Climate Action Day, the Kentucky Derby… I sure picked a good day to stay in bed #
#removeoneletterfilm "The Go Father" a tale of a very demanding parent #
asks @desjardins about "a post on mefi about people in a hospice expressing their dying regrets." I regret never saving that. (sorry) #
not to be picky, @theplacidisland but THE INEDIBLE HULK is #removetwolettersfilm not #removeoneletterfilm #
well, @mostlymartha I know I'm a terrible human with no nurturing instinct and I am totally 'meh' about the incident #
but then, @mostlymartha I wondered about the wisdom of dressing up a baby as a zebra to go to a zoo with lions #
sez @hipstermermaid: "Beer before liquor, never been sicker; tequila before cerveza, the racial stereotypes today become less offensive." #
I made a comment about today's Over The Hedge comic (as I often do) http://t.co/ncGjOw3r #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-04

the foop — Sat, 05 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

May The Forth Be With You http://t.co/slFOB9i0 #
quote of the day from @stephenfry: it's a sad truth that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy #
my latest contribution to the ongoing mockery at "Square Root of Minus Garfield": http://t.co/vGUSGFQ7 #
sez @neiltyson: "@marycucumber What are some problems with visiting Mercury? Is it just the temperature?" No. You need a space program too. #
#removeoneletterfilm getting in late, must find one not already done a million times: "Ron Man", just a man named Ron. #
#removeoneletterfilm "The Cain in the Woods" about his exile after killing his brother Abel #
#removeoneletterfilm "The Silence of the Labs" either very quiet medical researchers or Retrievers who lost their bark #
#removeoneletterfilm "001 A Space Odyssey" secret agent turns astronaut #
#removeoneletterfilm "Beauty and the East" glamour queen tours China #
#removeoneletterfilm "All Din" a very noisy movie #
#removeoneletterfilm "Dirty Harr" about comedians who tell off-color jokes #
#removeoneletterfilm "Annie All" a man has an obsession over a certain Little Orphan #
#removeoneletterfilm "Tax Driver" about the first IRS auditor who makes house calls #
#removeoneletterfilm "The Brave Little Taster" about a paranoid king's food taster, duh #
#removeoneletterfilm "Reel Without A Cause" about an unexposed spool of movie film #
#removeoneletterfilm "Return of the Jed" a Beverly Hillbillies sequel #
#removeoneletterfilm everybody's doing this movie another way, so "Dude Whee's My Car", about a helluva joy ride. #
#removeoneletterfilm "No Country for Old Me" #
#removeoneletterfilm "Jurassic Par" dinosaurs take up golf #
#removeoneletterfilm "Good Ellas" Ms. Fitzgerald trains a group of sound-alikes #
#removeoneletterfilm "Fining Nemo" about a safety inspector about the Nautilus #
#removeoneletterfilm "Monsters, NC" Scariest little town in North Carolina #
#removeoneletterfilm "A Clockwork Range" about an amazing stove! #
#removeoneletterfilm "Sand and Deliver" a postman in the desert… #
#removeoneletterfilm "ALL-E" where every car's gas tank is empty #
#removeoneletterfilm "Aveners" a 2-hour commercial for Avene skin care products #
#removeoneletterfilm "TX 1138" what it was like in Texas 900 years ago (spoiler: not much happening) #
#removeoneletterfilm "Mrs. Doubtfir" about a woman who investigates fake mink coats #

Daily Twittage for 2012-05-03

the foop — Fri, 04 May 2012 06:55:00 +0000

quoth @KenJennings: "That was MY SONG TITLE!" howled Elliott Smith's bloody ghost as it savaged Gotye… with a vintage Yamaha acoustic. #