• @jonrosenberg I think the reason the current comic http://t.co/FKHrCKZa is winning in the poll is how it sets up more 'Centaurs Do It' gags. #
• @jonrosenberg Centaurs Do It Legendarily! Centaurs Do It Standing Up! Centaurs Do It Hands-Free! Centaurs Do It In My Little Pony Outtakes! #
• @jonrosenberg Centaurs Do It Cent-imentally! Centaurs Do It More Often Than Minotaurs! Centaurs Do It When They're Just Horsing Around! #
• @kcgeep and they say it's not easy being K C Green… #
• @tvpicks You're stronger than I am. I wrote about TV part-time for 6 years and now watch almost zero on the tube. #

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• @rstevens There! Are! Four! Lite! Beers! #CaptainPicardInADiveBar #
• @rstevens There! Are! Four! Bites! #CaptainPicardOnTheSizeOfHisFavoriteCookie #
• @rstevens There! Are! Four! Fights! #CaptainPicardOnTheLengthOfTheNextMMAEvent #

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• Ad for Next Iron Chef makes @altonbrown look kinda like #Dexter http://t.co/c9ds3Rh (hmmm, 'The Dexter of Food' sounds like a show pitch) #
• @theharryshearer Isn't "the best political team on television" kind of a low standard to shoot for? #
• @dresdencodak Disasters like #karatekidcartoon are needed to help us appreciate "Jackie Chan Adventures" (which wasn't THAT good, but…) #
• Told you Obamacare would result in Death Panels. One just formed in the audience of the Tea Party Debate. #
• Many people who pay 100% of their family's Health Insurance might secretly wish the uninsured would just die, but only a creep would say it. #
• "Why You Want to Be a VC is Beyond Me" http://t.co/TuY3EFh Because it beats WORKING for a living? #
• #ClumsyPolice Message in a bottle… got both a glass cut and a paper cut… #
• #ClumsyPolice It's my destiny to be the King of Self-Inflicted Injury… #
• #ClumsyPolice (no wonder after Sting left the group he built a Fortress Round Your Heart) #
• #ClumsyPolice Don't stand so close to me, I'll just fall down on you… #
• @badbanana but first was the novely record by C.W. McCall… WE MUST FIND C.W. McCALL. #
• @dresdencodak When Scatman Crothers did the voice of "Hong Kong Phooey", it set a standard for cartoons to this day… #
• @apelad yes, @alyankovic does deliver! Saw him the last time he returned to his alma mater (Cal Poly U) and plan to see him do it again. #

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• #hateku Hate-infused haiku. Haiku-ers gotta haiku. Stupidest EVAH. #
• The sun shines above. A breeze blows in from the west. You totallysuck. #hateku #

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