• @MIKEmyMIND @dabitch Needs salt. #
• @dabitch @MIKEmyMIND How did you know I always serve dead horse with horseradish (and Worcestershire sauce because it could always be worce) #
• @sungenis has exposed the existence of Secret Project #17 TNAOQV book with introduction by @pinkertonpark and outroduction by @oneswellfoop #
• quote of the day from http://www.kiwiblitz.com/ "Technically, my existence is illegal". Oh, I know how that feels (and I've said too much) #
• So do you think my dead horse has a shot at BEST Twitkon Ever? Or would that be meta-beating it? #
• @peacockpete no, but I am singing "Marmoset there'd be days like this"… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiLfTnrC40 #
• eerie: @SteveHuff "In another universe a balding 40-something Kurt Cobain walks offstage with his Oscar for scoring The MySpace Movie." #
• to @BorowitzReport and many other tweeters: Charlie Sheen has different definitions for most of the English language than the rest of us do. #
• @planet_lois okay, now we know you're not a "Real Journalist" if you didn't get an Exclusive Interview before shooing him away. #
• @rkref Considering Issa's record as a businessman, expect him to burn down the Capitol in the next week. Literally. #
• Mos Def, that wretched hive of hiphop and Hitchhikers #OtherStarWarsSingleEcosystemPlanets #
• Ihopia, the Pancake Planet (also Beljunium the Waffle Planet and Eggoine the Frozen Waffle Planet) #OtherStarWarsSingleEcosystemPlanets #
• BINGO! @BorowitzReport sez "Charlie Sheen will beat his addiction to drugs before cable news beats its addiction to Charlie Sheen." #
• She'en, the Most Obnoxious Planet #OtherStarWarsSingleEcosystemPlanets #
• @jkottke Add "written by Aaron Sorkin" and you get another layer of weird… who could've imagined that specific combination? #
• previously, @rstevens "Poutine – the planet of incredible deliciousness. #OtherStarWarsSingleEcosystemPlanets " by @paulandstorm #
• Improved navigation AND #poutine ! http://www.qwantz.com/index2.php?comic=1907 #
• @HelenASPopkin @msnbc_tech Doesn't affect me. I already changed my home address to the vacant lot next door to Zuckerberg's. #
• but @rstevens , didn't #poutine used to be a Canadian Prime Minister? #georgewbushtheearlyyears #
• it's " @davekellett : The Greatest of All Ingrates" #
• perfect: @doctorfedora "Libertarianism is the philosophy of the flower that hates dirt." #

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