• Number of tweets wishing Ricky Gervais was hosting (in my stream 2 hours into the show): 100+ #
• retweeting EVERYONE: "Oprah? Where's Uma?" or "YOU get an Oscar! EVERYBODY gets an Oscar!" #
• I LOLed at @ApocalypseHow "The Hollywood sign is SO getting Banksied tonight" #
• A late acknowledgement to the tweeters who almost simultaneously declared Randy Newman looked like Ben Stein and Barney Frank #
• All of Hollywood is now disappointed Billy Crystal isn't hosting the rest of the show… #
• Minutes later, all of Hollywood is disappointed Bob Hope isn't hosting the rest of the show… #
• 12 minutes to flood of "If this doesn't end soon I'm cutting off MY arm" tweets #
• Retweeting @KeithOlbermann tweeting link to USA Today writing http://usat.ly/fomqW7 about us tweeting about #Oscars #TurtlesAllTheWayDown #
• And 150 tweets of "Randy Newman wins for the same song for the 5th time". Is Bruce Vilanch giving his reject jokes to EVERY Twitterer? #
• Celine Dion was chosen to sing during the "In Memoriam" montage by vote of those APPEARING in the "In Memorium" montage #
• yes, @pattonoswalt , #Oscars #deathmontage should've ended on Kevin McCarthy yelling, "YOU'RE NEXT!" #
• and @rosscott points out that Randy Newman wrote songs for 3 Dog Night. Everyone always laughs when he mentions "Mama Told Me Not To Come." #
• good advice from @lartist "If they really want to get people to watch the #Oscars they should run the Superbowl commercials during 'em." #
• declares @BadAstronomer "Twitter has dangerously depleted our national reserve of snark." What will we do for the Emmys?!? #
• Think About It from @gjcharlet : "20 years ago, the #Oscars showed that AIDS was the greatest tragedy we faced. This year? Stuttering. " #
• BREAKING POST-OSCAR NEWS: Pre-production beginning on sequel to "The King's Speech", "Prince William Mumbles I Do"… #

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• MEME THIS: "Don’t be a “Tiger Mom” be a Tigger Mom!" http://kitchenpantryscientist.com/?p=1731 #
• Something wrong with the Presidents Day Random President Selection Device. I got George Clinton. #
• Business models: "If you're not the customer paying for it, you're the product". With Cable TV and Newspapers/Magazines you get to be BOTH! #
• There's a bill in Congress to change President's Day to CEO's Day. #
• @extralife 2009's Star Trek was just following the rules of Office space: minimum 37 pieces of flare… #
• @jay_beans They’re calling them "Feminazi" because treating women equally with men will cause the extermination of the "male race", duh. #
• @pzmyers @Qu3eNG @GodsDontExist @PZMyers And don't forget God Still Loves You when His natural disasters kill you! #
• @KeithOlbermann Please don't call the Insurance Industry/Pharma/Medical Corporations "Health Care". It's NOT what they do. #
• Why good teachers are disrespected: they teach kids to Question Authority while Parents/Churches/Employers order them not to. #
• CLASSIC TWITTER MEMORY via @TonyHanadarko http://twitter.com/#!/senjohnmccain/status/3331878099 #
• @mollydotcom When you keep a laptop by your bed, awake/aware/mentallyfunctional are no longer synonyms with "up"… #
• If @govwalker claims protesters are out-of-state agitators, then 90% of his supporters on the scene MUST be. That's what people like him do. #
• @LilPecan whether referring to the fast-foodery or the smoked chili it's named after, spelling it Chipolte instead of Chipotle is SO gringo #
• @KeithOlbermann Looking forward to your next Special Comment about "falafel – worse than crack?" #
• @ivey Hacker News vs. MetaFilter obviously proves that "scaling up" means "dumbing down"… #
• You can now do American Idol voting on Facebook? Well, that should ensure that Bristol Palin makes the Final Four on that too… #
• truth from @SteveHuff : "Pop divas: if you cover "Eleanor Rigby," Paul McCartney has a legal right to put your face in a jar by the door. " #
• @headgeek666 I knew Jeff Goldblum had a bright future when he survived Stephen Cannell's "Tenspeed and Brownshoe"… #
• Well, @livingpixel the Bossman of Libya is a man of many spellings. I've seen autocorrect explode when confronted with his name. #
• Inception/The Sting comparisons? @paulfeig I just don't see DiCaprio and Gordon-Levitt doing Butch & Sundance, sorry. #
• via @steverubel "65 Percent of Journalists Use Social Media to Get Story Ideas http://bit.ly/eGZdFs " and 65% of those come from spammers. #
• via @mental_floss via @Wired "Columbia University study: 83% of NY prostitutes have a Facebook page." MUCH better than Craigslist, sure! #
• @JamesUrbaniak You're obviously mistaking “Two and a Half Men” for "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place", in which ironically, Jon Cryer played the Pizza Place #
• The Harvard Business Review endorses Serendipity. The economy is now officially totally screwed. http://s.hbr.org/eAK5eE #
• Definition of the Day via @alisonhallett "Publicists: Messengers It's OK To Shoot." (reworded for extra LOL value) #
• When I Start Wondering Whether I REALLY Should Be Following Somebody, Example #43 They are live-tweeting TMZ. #
• @ChrisEliopoulos I am not a full Spartacus… just a Partacus. #
• @taraplatt No, what L.A. is doing is not "Drive Angry", it's "Drive Dopey". SoCalifornians' IQ wash away with water. #
• There is Self-Promotion, Attention Whoring, Performance Art, Exposing the Flaws in a System and Drunken Silliness @ChrisPirillo does it all #
• @jephjacques Bumper Stickers: one of the few media whose character limit is less than Twitter. (XLNT messages BTW) #

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