inspired by @loresjoberg (blame him)

Wonder Woman and Stevie Wonder (with their lovechild, VICI from Small Wonder)

Gregory House and Sherlock Holmes

UPS and FedEx

Roger Ebert and the entire cast of MST3K

#6wordorigins started with @deantrippe: “Parents murdered. Oath made. Become Bat” but I (and a few dozen others) knew it had to go FAR beyond Superheroes…

Teenager chosen to kill vampires. Omigod!
Doing five year mission. That’s all.
Plane crashed. Island got real weird.
Green Acres is place for me.
My Mother the Car. ‘Nuff said.
Mom was bored. Band needed singer.
Long ago. Universe far far away. (Saying anything more just gets stupid…)
Delivered pizza. Napped for 1000 years.
Shock jock. Blackboard. Copy Howard Beale. (yes, I got into all kinds of fictional characters)
Girl meets Bot. Living in low-def. http://www.dieselsweeties.com
Moved into pineapple under the sea.
Guy starts telling kids THEIR origin.
Nothing. Nothing at all. REALLY nothing. (Sienfeld)
Six others got licensed before him. (007)
Felix moved in with Oscar. Cleaned.

and some #6wordorigins that applied to multiple media properties…
Hot babe marries fat ugly guy.
CSI units are in many cities.
Success on British TV. Bought it.

ReTweet of the YEAR (so far) from @ericschmidt “Day-to-day adult supervision no longer needed!” http://goo.gl/zC89p

#LacistCrassics @timminchin started it with Rady Chatterry’s Ruvver. by D. H. Rawlence

So I had to join in with
“The Big Sreep” by Laymond Chandrer
“Blideshead Levisited” by Everyn Waugh
“The Catchle in the Lye” by J.D. Saringle
“Lagtime” by E.R. Doctolow
“Naked Runch” by William Bulloughs
“The Glapes of Lath”… “Glavity’s Lainbow”… “The Flench Rieutenant’s Woman”… “Rorita”… “The Rold of the Fries”… “One Frew Ovel the Cuckoo’s Nest”…

okay, my White Guilt is kicking in…