If you consider Time Lords named after academic degrees… The Doctor… The Master… and, of course, The Bachelor. (do it, Moffat!)

NY’er cartoon for @Fake_Rockstar Dog at computer: “After Facebook’s last privacy breach, now EVERYBODY knows I’m a dog” #youhadtobethere

follow up to @Southworth They can kill you AND they can eat you, but they can’t digest you. Don’t ask how I know that.

As a CBS executive said when he tried (unsuccessfully) to change the title of “$#*! My Dad Says”, “The Pun is mightier than the S-word”.

“MC MLXX”? @loresjoberg Genius! (from MC MLV). The best I could come up with was “MC IPhone” (not what you think)

@kottke I, for one, don’t appreciate when my “Everything Bagel” includes the kitchen sink…

@kottke It was Steven Wright who concisely said “You can’t have everything, where would you put it?” Well, on a bagel, duh!

@kottke The people who think an “everything bagel” should have EVERYTHING are also disappointed when All Detergent doesn’t clean it ALL.

@dabitch Yeah, well my Oedipus Complex can beat up your dad… or something like that.