surprised @DRUNKHULK was first to “…FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME!”
Yes, @AlanColmes, only right-wing talking heads can CHARGE for content, because only they have the audience stupid enough to PAY for it.
Hey, @paulandstorm It’s not easy bein’ #00FF00 #HexCodeRock #HexCodeMuppet
Hey, @paulandstorm #FF0000 skies at night, oh ohh, oh ohh #HexCodeRock #HexCode80sRock
quoting @pattonoswalt “Wait, Carlin and Hedberg died before getting on Twitter? #thanksfornothingGod
DANCE YOU FOOL! http://fuldans.se/?v=zvkwenzbghf or http://fuldans.se/?v=cnvsmrjilhf
The Philosophical Basis of Tea Party Politics Explained Definitively: http://verydemotivational.com/2010/06/25/demotivational-posters-tea/
Twitter limits trending topics to 3 words, therefore “Dog Eating Contest” is trending. (thanks @theonetruebix)
Twittermeme: @ShitMyDarthSays “I refuse to recognize any holiday that celebrates insubordinate rebels defeating their imperial overlords.”
Learning so much from @malki and his #arttips “Scanners are getting cheaper and better, but…in the long run, a monk will pay for itself.”
“Art…is any human activity which doesn’t grow out of either of our species’ 2 basic instincts: survival & reproduction” Real Scott McCloud
So what have we learned? If you don’t want to be mistweetquoted, keep it under 140 characters including your name.
quote of the day: “Enjoy your lemonade. You can’t make it back into the lemons life gave ya” – Christopher Baldwin http://spacetrawler.com/
thanx to @ misscellania: I will never think of pole dancers-or Yogi Bear-the same way again http://bit.ly/9YQgnp
The iAd demo leaves me cold. http://adland.tv/node/150507 Bringing the 30 minute infomercial to your phone? Do not want.
Sorry, @tobyrobotsatan, the Minions have all gone to work for Gru in “Despicable Me” (surprisingly enjoyable movie, even for robots!)
“Polling Analysis?” All you need is ‘How to Lie with Statistics’ http://amzn.to/cZkC91
quoting @JohnFugelsang “Hey homophobe – 2 guys holding hands means there’s 2 more chicks for you to strike out with.”
per @jonrosenberg “The pancakes have attained sentience and are…” http://goo.gl/fb/03ViK …writing alternate punchlines.
When you take the road less traveled, you can sometimes get away with driving on the wrong side.
Big Ben to Tower of Piza: "I've got the time if you've got the inclination" via http://www.b3ta.com/board/10130915