from Twitter: #badmafianicknames

Don “Knee Osmond” Corleone

Vito “Vito Bo Bito Banana Fanna Fo Fito Fe Fi Mo Mito” DeVito

Vinnie “Future Star and Scientologist” Barbarino

Benny “Five Bean Salad with Green, Wax, Kidney, Black and Garbonzos” Bernardo

Donnie “Even Less Funny Than Jay” Leno

Sammy “Not Rocky At All More Like Spongy” Balboa

Lou “Ice Rink” Zamboni and his brothers Ernie “Double Lutz” and Manny “Hockey Puck”

Tony “Twitter” Santini and his brother Big Louie “Fail Whale” Santini

But this comic has the best worst name ever Don Luke “The Trekkie” Piccardo

Somebody please clarify: Is Westboro Baptist Church picketing at COMIC-CON or on a scheduled panel? (Well, everybody else is!)

Best observation from: @loresjoberg “I assume Fred Phelps is going to change his signs to read “God Hates Fans.”"