surprised @DRUNKHULK was first to “…FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME!”

Yes, @AlanColmes, only right-wing talking heads can CHARGE for content, because only they have the audience stupid enough to PAY for it.

Hey, @paulandstorm It’s not easy bein’ #00FF00 #HexCodeRock #HexCodeMuppet

Hey, @paulandstorm #FF0000 skies at night, oh ohh, oh ohh #HexCodeRock #HexCode80sRock

quoting @pattonoswalt “Wait, Carlin and Hedberg died before getting on Twitter? #thanksfornothingGod

DANCE YOU FOOL! http://fuldans.se/?v=zvkwenzbghf or http://fuldans.se/?v=cnvsmrjilhf

The Philosophical Basis of Tea Party Politics Explained Definitively: http://verydemotivational.com/2010/06/25/demotivational-posters-tea/

Twitter limits trending topics to 3 words, therefore “Dog Eating Contest” is trending. (thanks @theonetruebix)

Twittermeme: @ShitMyDarthSays “I refuse to recognize any holiday that celebrates insubordinate rebels defeating their imperial overlords.”

Learning so much from @malki and his #arttips “Scanners are getting cheaper and better, but…in the long run, a monk will pay for itself.”

“Art…is any human activity which doesn’t grow out of either of our species’ 2 basic instincts: survival & reproduction” Real Scott McCloud

So what have we learned? If you don’t want to be mistweetquoted, keep it under 140 characters including your name.

quote of the day: “Enjoy your lemonade. You can’t make it back into the lemons life gave ya” – Christopher Baldwin http://spacetrawler.com/

thanx to @ misscellania: I will never think of pole dancers-or Yogi Bear-the same way again http://bit.ly/9YQgnp

The iAd demo leaves me cold. http://adland.tv/node/150507 Bringing the 30 minute infomercial to your phone? Do not want.

Sorry, @tobyrobotsatan, the Minions have all gone to work for Gru in “Despicable Me” (surprisingly enjoyable movie, even for robots!)

“Polling Analysis?” All you need is ‘How to Lie with Statistics’ http://amzn.to/cZkC91

quoting @JohnFugelsang “Hey homophobe – 2 guys holding hands means there’s 2 more chicks for you to strike out with.”

per @jonrosenberg “The pancakes have attained sentience and are…” http://goo.gl/fb/03ViK …writing alternate punchlines.

When you take the road less traveled, you can sometimes get away with driving on the wrong side.

Big Ben to Tower of Piza: "I've got the time if you've got the inclination" via http://www.b3ta.com/board/10130915

“America’s greatest quadriplegic, recovering alcoholic cartoonist” (prev.) has died at 59. John Callahan drew irreverent cartoons (some too irreverent – scroll down), created one cartoon series for kids and another for adults (plus animated versions of many of his comics), wrote and performed songs, and collected his hate mail. He was a local celebrity in Portland, Oregon, the subject of a Dutch documentary and an unlikely role model. “The odor of mortality (was) hard to avoid around Callahan,” and now it has caught up with him.

as seen on MetaFilter

easiest set-up line EVER from @DamonLindelof “I wish that someone would break into my dreams and give me an idea HALF as good as INCEPTION”

The correct answer is “Yeah, you and most of the people who ever watched Lost.”

Two things I love about the long line of cameo appearances in Sunday’s “My Cage” comic: the extremes in variety of comic styles (all rendered at least pretty well) and the comics they came from, some successful and/or familiar (not always the same thing), some cult or special-interest favorites and some just plain obscure, but all web-based; well, it is an Internet Cafe, even if one character is reading a newspaper.

The other thing I love is I was able to identify ALL of them, proving that I am indeed qualified to write a blog about webcomics (which Tooned.In will at least partly be, after it gets out of Beta).

From left to right:
Skull, the Troll from “PvP” by Scott Kurtz
The Space Pig from “The SuperFogies” by Brock Heasley
Steve (a guinea pig raised as a moose, therefore the artificial antlers) from “Pinkerton” by Mike Witmer
Dr. McNinja, eponymous star of “The Adventures of Dr. McNinja” by Christopher Hastings
Agatha Heterodyne, title character of “Girl Genius” by Phil and Kaja Foglio
Woo the Raccoon of “Sandra & Woo” by Powree and Oliver Knörzer
Clango Cyclotron, robot from “Diesel Sweeties” by R.Stevens
Coney, carnivorous bunny from “Kevin and Kell” by Bill Holbrook
Teenage Girl President, title character of a recurring TV show within “Medium Large” by Francesco Marciuliano
Max Terrier and Norman Platipus from “My Cage” by Ed Power and Melissa DeJesus (the host comic, ironically distributed by the Internet unfriendly King Features Syndicate who only let you see comics over 30 days old IF you pay $15 a year for ‘DailyInk’)
Gill, obvious star of “Gill” by Norm Feuti (which ended a 14 month run last year and deserved better, I agree)
and Zorphbert, space alien disguised (poorly) as a dog in “Zorphbert and Fred” by Dawn Griffin

Now you can critique the choice of specific characters (“Where’s Biff/Brock/Charles/Clovis/Clue/Cornfather/Dick/Digger/Emily/Ferd/Flaco/Fuzzy/Gav/Hannelore/Herman/Jinx/Kimiko/McPedro/Monica/Pip/Roast Beef/Schlock/Scott/Slick/Speedy/T-Rex/Tip/Weedmaster P?” [yeah, like King Features Syndicate is gonna let HIM in])

The above in no way is supposed to represent an even halfway-definitive list of Beloved Characters in Webcomics, but is just the result of a little obsessive behavior while doing my nightly ‘Webcomic Surf’. Which makes this as good a time as any to announce that when Tooned.In is officially released into the Wild Wild Web, it will include a pseudo-comprehensive catalog of comics online, organized in a way to make it more convenient for ME than my dozens of browser bookmarks and which should make it easier for other comics-obsessed web surfers. Stay tooned!

One thing I love about the media of comics and cartoons is the ability to identify the stupidity and absurdity in real life and allow you to laugh at them (derisively, of course) instead of rage against them. In this vein, today’s XKCD is a masterful take-down of the gross medical fraud that is Homeopathy, as well as the funniest XK in weeks (I was starting to worry you might be losing it, Randall). Of course, if you are also moronic enough to deny the theory of evolution, you probably won’t get the joke.