• http://t.co/8OOjEJMR "if there's one thing rich people hate more than having movie magic made in their backyard, it's poor people moving in" #
• Call it George Lucas' "Revenge of the Pissed" #
• Am I the only person who thinks that you look LESS threatening and MORE dweeb-ish when you wear a hoodie? #
• And now, your moment of Bo Diddley-iciousness: http://t.co/9ODtrNL1 #
• An audience with the Porp (not a typo) http://t.co/EY1uFrYp #
• The Chork? http://t.co/KkRmukXj Reminds me, my "Mr. Spork" t-shirt should be arriving any day now http://t.co/fQYTBqVW #
• @mollydotcom on the "Lost Alumni" front, Ben Linus gets a 2nd season, Hurley Reyes doesn't (but his IS the better show) in reply to mollydotcom #
• "The Next Shawarma!" #badtaglines #
• "Submitted for 17 Oscars!" #badtaglines #
• "The Feel-Queasy Film of the Year!" #badtaglines #
• "In A World Bearing Very Little Resemblance to the One You Live In…" #badtaglines #
• "Two Middle Fingers Up!" #badtaglines #
• "This Time, It's 3D!" #badtaglines #
• "Based on an Allegedly True Story!" #badtaglines #
• "From the Same Parent Company That Brings You Bush's Baked Beans!" #badtaglines #
• "They Said It Could Never Be Filmed, So We Used Digital Video!" #badtaglines #
• "The Critics Agree… It's A Movie!!!" #badtaglines #
• "You Will Never Look at These Product Placements the Same Way Again!" #badtaglines #
• "You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Eat the Big Bucket of Popcorn!" #badtaglines #
• "This Changes Everything Except the Hero's Shirt!" #badtaglines #
• "You Will Believe a Fly Can Man Up!!" #badtaglines #
• "If You See Only One Movie This Year, You're Not Really In Our Target Audience!" #badtaglines #
• @Crobama instead of "Mitt Romney. He's rich." how about "Romney. The Richest Guy Willing to Take the Pay Cut" #
• @Crobama No, Rich was Little and a mediocre impressionist. in reply to Crobama #
• @gomichild I'm drooling here… #
• "From the Studio that Did the Same Thing in the 1980s!" #badtaglines #
• "You Won't Believe Your Eyes, Your Ears, Sometimes Your Nose and Your Own Better Judgment!" #badtaglines #
• "From the Same Shawarma Restaurant as The Avengers!" #badtaglines #
• "See It in 3-D and Learn What It Was Like to Be in Close Proximity to These Asshole Actors!" #badtaglines #
• Here's Richard Karn for the iDontThinkSoTim (only funny if you know who Richard Karn is, and even then, maybe not) #
• Roger Daltrey for the iCanSeeForMiles (that you may be more likely to get, if you're old enough) #
• @KenPlume I know you just dropped those names so you could substitute Princess Ozma of Oz in reply to KenPlume #
• @KenPlume or Oswald the Lucky Rabbit or Ozzie Osbourne in reply to KenPlume #

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• Whoopity Scoot!!! http://t.co/7jZRXxxC #

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• yes, @neilhimself @amandapalmer Fuctkton is a town in Central California between Fresno and Stockton. Oddly, with no Chamber of Commerce. #
• more correctly, @jephjacques , people who do not accept evolution are providing evidence for Mothersbaugh's Grand Theory of Devolution. #
• OMWTFGandothercaptalletters, @lartist "Betty White Pole Dancing" is your masterbate,uh,piece (warning: doeswhatitsays) http://t.co/vDAqZKXl #
• As I said before, if you want a partnership that'll give you Rights & Freedoms, don't marry…incorporate ("Gay Or Straight, Incorporate!") #
• my last word: the saddest thing about the analysis of the voting in North Carolina is that Mayberry would've gone for Prop 1 by a landslide #
• @apelad Hulk does not tweet. HULK SQUAWK!!! in reply to apelad #

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• To put it in perspective, based on ballot results, North Carolina is only 8% more homophobic than California. (remember Prop H8?) #
• this cartoon http://t.co/yP8QIiTn is meaningful to me because the cartoonist lives less than 20 miles away and we go to the same Costco. #
• O.M.G. @apelad brings Doctor Escher to the daily Woot! shirt http://t.co/8pOTh1NT (I really don't need another shirt, but… but… but…) #
• "Stupidity Is Not A Disability" http://t.co/V1Gg7IRO Well, duh, everyone knows it makes you MORE employable. #
• Zuckerberg may wear hoodies, but he's smart enough not to go out at night carrying Skittles. (And where's Geraldo on the Skittles issue?) #
• Beaton's Strong Female Characters are back http://t.co/twtE1JtN …our strongest weapon against the War on Women… regrettably. #
• asks @joshmillard: How much douche would a douchebag bag if a douchebag could bag douche? (depends on if he's using paper or plastic bag) #
• Top 5 Awesome First Names For Prince Charming http://t.co/yMnZ7h1P …on second though make that 10. (because open comments, that's why) #
• Doug TenNappel is doing another webcomic: "Nnewts" http://t.co/sfFxxrkZ (and I expected him to be more of a Ppaul guy… yeah, I went there) #
• If you want a partnership that'll give you Rights & Freedoms, don't marry… incorporate. ("Gay Or Straight, Incorporate!" that's a slogan) #

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• "But joy is a fleeting emotion, like a very long sneeze." http://t.co/FqqsLidM #
• back-to-back MeFi posts: "Grandpa Was A Baller" and "The Story of My Man Boobs". I officially delare today WEIRD. #
• The Comics Crier (pdf) http://t.co/kJbk76S7 http://t.co/8DkiSdOP #

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