#tmh BatPizza reminds me of the chain Peter Cook started in Britain: the Frog and Pizza…

@Frito_KAL Whoever said “all math students hate fractions,” SHOULD have said “2/3 of all math students hate fractions” for maximum annoyance.

The bad news is I have no good news to give you. The good news is that’s the only bad news I have.

What is more painful? Yanking out the hair growing in your ears or just realizing you have hair growing out of your ears?

from @fmarciuliano: Worst lyric(“In the Summertime”) “If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal/If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel”

The King Is NOT Dead, just retiring. http://www.metafilter.com/93304/My-suspenders-are-attached-directly-to-my-genitals-Los-Osos-California (yes, that was my contribution to Kevin Pollak’s ‘Larry King Game’ because I know he will NEVER want to chat with me directly)

to @MarieMonDieu : saw your tweet about “my new BP med” and thought “Is Big Pharma getting involved with the Oil Spill?”

Wootazon! My on-line shopping world has just been rocked (slightly) http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=13390